dirty dares, done dirt cheap

Jul. 27th, 2017 09:29 pm
[personal profile] dumbmemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME




♉ You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.

♍ Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!

♓ Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!

♒ Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!

More than partners

Jul. 27th, 2017 09:20 pm
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[personal profile] anonconda posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
MORE THAN PARTNERS


You two are a complimentary duo, a team that many would envy. One leads, the other follows. One offers support or intel or back up to the other, or perhaps even medical help for the other, the beserker or powerhouse. Whatever your cause may be - working for an organization, working for yourselves, adventuring, demon hunting, fighting giants, protecting humanity from rogue alchemists, or just living life in a situation that calls for a "partnership" - you work like a well-oiled machine.

But it's more than partnership. You look out for each other, watch each others' backs. No one will hurt your partner on your watch.

But it's more than that, too. More than anyone can ever know. You two care for one another nearly more than anyone else in the world (or perhaps more "nearly" involved), and you're partners in a different way as well...or, at least, you're dangerously skirting that line.

Even if that's a dangerous game, there's one thing for certain: you can't and won't let any affections and emotions get in the way of making sure they stay safe.

➳ Comment with your character's name and any preferences. You can also mention which "side" of the partnership you'd like to play, though that's optional.
➳ Reply to other characters.

voicetesting; canon is swan lake

Jul. 28th, 2017 03:21 am
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[personal profile] actiii posting in [community profile] dear_player
Did I think you had forgotten me, did I think you had discarded me? Yes. It has been a while, mundane. I have waited long and I did not wait in vain, for you described me in great detail, you wrote me back to life so vividly. Do you feel satisfied, do you feel happy? I aim only to please myself, you must know, but you may have a sliver of my satisfaction, if you so wish. I hand it to you willingly. Here.

In return, find me an Odette - or some other maiden to watch, I shall gladly learn new traits, new features, new habits. Gladly I transform myself, my body blinks in and out of focus. See! It is ready. I am my own, but I mirror by second nature. I might well be a bird of prey, but my wings are no less soft for it, they swipe everything clean in their wake.

Let us play, mundane. Come then, let us play.

(no subject)

Jul. 27th, 2017 07:13 pm
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[personal profile] holygunslinger posting in [community profile] dear_mun
I'm not going anywhere until you get me better icons. I've been toting these things with me since what, 2007? It's time for a high quality upgrade. Gotta look my best, after all. Cleanliness is next to -- don't look at me like that.
THE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS MEME

Today is really your unlucky day. All the good luck you amassed with your good deeds or rituals in the name of dark gods is suddenly gone, leaving behind only an endless stream of surprising coincidences and unfortunate events. Hoped to have a peaceful day? Not so fast! First you'll have to deal with a stream of black cats, falling buckets and broken pipes.

  • Post with your character, their fandom and pairing preferences (if any) on the meme. (Note that most options are open to PG and NC-17 situations, so you might want to specify what you're looking for.)
  • Go to Random.org and roll to discover what's going to happen to you!
  • Tag around and have fun threading with people!
  • Make sure to be considerate and amazing to each other.
Read more... )

{slightly altered from a meme by [personal profile] sparkworkers}

I want to be your last first time

Jul. 27th, 2017 05:33 pm
[personal profile] cutenonny posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE ❝FIRST TIME❞ MEME

RULES! 
♥ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
♥ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 7. The number you get corresponds with the kind of "first time" sex you're having
♥ Go from there! The sky's the limit.
THE LIST! 
01] Romantic | You waited and waited and waited for the right moment to take this final step with your partner, and it really paid off; neither of you can imagine this night (or day!) to be any better than it is right now. 

02] The Only Time | You know somewhere in your heart that you won't be getting a second chance for this. The relationship is forbidden, or they're moving away, or you're moving away, or something is tearing this relationship apart, and that may be the last thing you want.

03] Set-Up | ... Oh. Well. Someone nudged you and this other person together, the one that you may have loved or hated or been friends with your entire life. It isn't completely by choice, but it doesn't sound like that bad of an idea... Or maybe it does. Who knows?

04] Experience Difference | One of you knows exactly what to do, and the other doesn't! Maybe they're just a natural at this kind of thing... or maybe there's a thing or two they haven't told you yet.

05] Hesitant | One (or both) of you aren't quite sure if you're ready for this next big step... at the same time, you want this to happen, though the thought makes butterflies flutter around in the pit of your stomach.

06] Awkward | It feels like everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Relax? You can't relax! This is s-s-s-s-sex-- oh, boy, there's another mistake.

07] Wildcard | This is the "other" option. Choose any of the above or create your own!

[credit goes to [community profile] connikebox]

you lied to me before.

Jul. 27th, 2017 04:16 pm
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[personal profile] shitglasses posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


TRUTH MEME
Sometimes, you have to tell the truth. No, I mean, you have to. Maybe it's magic, or a promise, or nanobots; who knows. But you have to tell the truth, and everyone knows it. Of course, do half-tuths count? What about lying by omission? That's up to you, and how far you want this curse, this ailment, to go. The only thing that can't be escaped is the truth, whatever form that truth takes.

What happens next?

You decide.
  • Post your character to the meme.
  • They have to tell the truth when they're asked questions.
  • What others ask is up to them. Nothing is off limits.
  • Your character has to answer... eventually.
  • Tag around and ask other characters questions!

(no subject)

Jul. 27th, 2017 12:48 pm
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[personal profile] yohko posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
 The Love Letter Meme



Apparently, your character (or someone else) has given another character a note. Or vice versa. It's not just any note, either: it's a *~*LOVE LETTER*~ * Now it's time to face the music. Was this all a joke? Or was this meant to be in total secret but somehow you were figured out?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. 
→ Congratulations, either your character (or some prankster on your behalf) has given someone else a love letter or someone is giving yours one right now!
→ Tag around.
→ BONUS ROUND. Include the letter itself. Be creative!
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-8) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own. 
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Simply put: a love letter sent between lovers. (No secrets here. Do you reply in person or with a letter of your own?)
  • 2 — DO U LIEK ME? CIRCLE YES OR NO (The agony of waiting is too much!)
  • 3 — Love confession. (I can't say it but I can write it.)
  • 4 — Text message. (ILU or even sexting!)
  • 5 — Prank. (Note? What note? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.)
  • 6 — Strangers. (Um, I think this belongs to you?)
  • 7 — Mistaken identity. (No, that was supposed to go to Sandy E. Smith! Not Sandy F. Smith!)
  • 8 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)

You can be my dream daddy

Jul. 27th, 2017 07:46 am
[personal profile] grinded posting in [community profile] bakerstreet



Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth.

OR


They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need.

  • Comment with your character, information, and what role they'll play.
  • Is there an age gap? Is this actually illegal? It could be kink play, though, or characters acting older and younger.
  • Please note that there also doesn't need to be daddy kink "play" if you don't want it. There could just be an older/younger or an inexperienced/refined dynamic. Just be sure to clarify how heavy or light you'd prefer to go.
  • Older ladies are fine, too.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.

spoosh splash

Jul. 26th, 2017 09:25 pm
[personal profile] commemeorate posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Caught in the rain


It started out quietly, and then, quite suddenly, you're caught in a storm. Time to find cover. Nothing much to do but to wait it out.

Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em.


i WHERE:
001 PLAYGROUND - Well, you can try to hide under the slide or maybe in the jungle gym... at least you're some place fun?
002 PARK - Always happens, caught outside trying to take advantage of the weather... and it ends up pulling a fast one on you.
003 STORE FRONT - Better hope they have an awning you can take advantage of.
004 THE BEACH - Not exactly the best place to be during a rainstorm, however it is possible to get caught in a sudden storm.
005 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.



ii HOW:
001 TREE - Not the best cover, but it'll have to do, stay close to the roots and you won't get too wet.
002 UMBRELLA - Most conventional... Kinda boring. But it works.
003 NEWSPAPER - Not permanent, but it'll have to do. Good luck.
004 BAG - Well... y'gotta do what you gotta do.
005 NONE - You know what. You're a rebel. You don't need cover. Screw convention.
006 WILD CARD - that's the way you need it.



iii WHY:
001 REJECTED - Welp. Rejection sucks. And no one will see you crying in the rain.
002 WAITING - For the bus? For someone else? For some revelation? What are you waiting for.
003 MELANCHOLY - Sometimes the best place to feel a bit down is out in the rain.
004 HAPPINESS - Is everything going your way? Are you singing a refrain while walking down the lane? Just singing. Singin' in the rain.
005 ANGER - WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW YOU TOO, RAIN.
006 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.



>> POST with your character
>> TAG others, use RNG if you need to, or just make up your own scenario if you want!
>> HAVE FUN.
the shipping picture prompt meme

SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME & THE SMUT PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR SHIPPING.

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY.



Link to an image:
 

Embed an image in your reply:
 

You can control width and height of your pictures:
 

the most dangerous game

Jul. 26th, 2017 09:18 pm
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[personal profile] knockyoursocksoff posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

The Most Dangerous Game

"I wanted the ideal animal to hunt," explained the general. "So I said, 'What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, 'It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason.'"
"But no animal can reason," objected Rainsford.
"My dear fellow," said the general, "there is one that can."
"But you can't mean--" gasped Rainsford.
"And why not?"




For some devoted hunters, the usual game begins to pall. They seek something a little more difficult. More dangerous. One that can fight back in ways that no tiger or bear or rhinoceros ever could. And so they seek out the most dangerous game available.

Humans.

And here we begin. Are you one of the hunters, seeking thrills and excitement in the pursuit of game that can potentially outwit you? Did someone coerce or force you to the island to play the game? Are you one of the hunted, somehow brought here as likely prey? Or did you somehow accidentally stumble onto the island without realizing it? No matter what option, though, you're in the midst of a fight for your life.

WARNING: possible triggers for violence &c )

bored childrens is bored

Jul. 27th, 2017 10:26 am
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[personal profile] yolos posting in [community profile] dear_player
You could ( hypothetically ) just... y'know. Not Work today.

[ Cue small pfffft noise. ]

Yes, I know one of us has to be the responsible one and that's usually you.

But it would be nicer to just sleep in. It's raining buckets outside and the bed is super nice, okay?

alternate universe meme.

Jul. 26th, 2017 01:21 pm
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[personal profile] memetown posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


The Alternate Universe Meme

How To Play
1. Post with Your Character, name and canon in the subject line.
2. Feel free to mention which AUs you’re willing or not willing to play in the body of the comment.
3. Tag by rolling for an Alternate Universe setting using rng.
4. Or Tag by picking whatever AU you’d like to play in most.
5. Have fun!

prompts. )


unusual bffs

Nothing in the world is too much to do for this person. They're your best friend in the whole world!

...somehow. Even though you may not always be on the same page when it comes to your bestie status. Even though you make the Odd Couple look normal. You've always got their back, and they've got yours, and they're always ready for an adventure - or for you to drag them on one.

  • Comment with your character.
  • Reply to others. Remember, the crazier, the better! Crossover, crosswhatever, adopted or assumed cr. Just get your character a weird bromance.
  • Thread: have girl/guytime, stand up for or protect your friend, kick their ass if they're being a jerk, cheer them up, go on an epic quest, play video games, teach them a skill, make flower crowns, idec. Have fun and be cutiepies.

Life is your restaurant

Jul. 26th, 2017 01:39 pm
[personal profile] knitsock posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
WISH GRANTING MEME

Ever have something you wanted to thread out but just couldn't find the right characters for? Or none of the memes posted really hit what you wanted? Wanna try to find an RP partner in crime?

Well this is definitely the meme for you! Let's see if somebody will be your fairy god mother!

» Post here with your RP wishes, memes you want to see, ideas you've always wanted to try, characters you've wanted to play with, scenarios you'd like to play out.

» Conversely, if you see something that catches your interest, respond!

» Make friends and have fun. That's what this is all about


(Taken from here)
The (possibly AU, possibly crossover) Sibling Incest Meme



HOW TO PLAY
-Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to mention any hard lines you have.
-Comment around to others. PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO FACILITATE CROSS-CANON TAGGING, THIS MEME WILL BE CONSIDERED AN AU FAIR GAME ZONE. Feel free to comment in with characters who do not canonically have siblings or comment to people from other fandoms.
-Be respectful of others.

don't laugh at me gramps

Jul. 26th, 2017 09:36 pm
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[personal profile] facewalls posting in [community profile] dear_player
Oh. My. God.

You literally forgot you already had this username hoarded these past few years, seriously? Well, good job on finally giving my beautiful face some recognition among all these other kids!

... I mean, if you're gonna leave me alone again anyway to "finally get to P2" after how many--and I believe--even more years of delay, I'm not complaining. You've got games to play, I've got games to play... Well, no, I'm not that version of me, I've got self-control, alright?

Consider yourself lucky you were born in this generation with all your shinier graphics or whatever! Technology marches on, and I'm back to my exile after the 20th anniversary celebrations. It's sad, but what are we gonna do. And it's not like you're going to let me get to a slot machine...

[ What was that about self-control? ]
You were done, you said, with me.

Though, why should I object to these antics of yours, I enjoy being brought out into the sunlight too much, you must understand, the sun and I are intimately acquainted, the sun has kissed my skin.

Do find time for me whenever you can, my mundane, I am not going anywhere, Naples is my harbour, my home. I will be waiting.

I am always waiting.